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March 31, 2007 at 18:15:55

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Zen Sarcasm


Paul Newman and Robert Redford


Quick Plane


Lost Bet

Zen Sarcasm


1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

3. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

4. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

5. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

6. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

7. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

8. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

9. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

Paul Newman and Robert Redford

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